1. Do not sleep at night. Hence, you do not have to worry about getting up early in morning and to rush for job.
2. Do not take shower rather use deodorants and perfume to avoid public embarrassment.
3. Use the top and the bottom part simultaneously. I mean that eat and excrete simultaneously. However, if you think it is an obnoxious idea, then do reading rather than eating.
4. Brush your teeth while taking bath.
5. While sleeping, wear your shoes, this will save time in morning.
6. If possible, wear your office dress in night.
7. Hire servants who will do everything for you.
8. Wear your clothes while traveling.
9. Buy a car.
10. Finally yet importantly, do not leave your office in evening. Therefore, you will not have to worry about coming back.
I already know above all are really stupid.
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